Ubu War (cards)

Rules of the game:

The game is for two players.
Any deck of cards may be used. Missing cards are permitted.
The deck is shuffled and cut in half. Each player takes a half.
Upon the count of three, both players reveal their top card simultaneously.
The cards are compared; the player with the better card receives a point. (Players may debate until disputes are resolved.)
Ties are not possible; one card is always better than another.
The game continues with subsequent cards until it ends.